By Eric Beasley
Some more information has come out concerning Chairman Nero’s CPAC Symposium while I was spending my day being an adult and doing adult things, like planning a real debate, planning 2 campaign strategies, fixing a fence, and finishing up my workshop. To be fair, I did stop by the comic book shop to grab Justice League Volume 4 and Green Lantern Volume 1, I’ll leave it to the reader to decide whether or not that is an “adult thing.”
Multiple members of Chairman Nero’s Imperial Cabinet have already come to his defense, no surprises here. The claim? The Gaylord Hotel has a policy against bringing in alcohol that was not purchased from the hotel.
So I did what any logical and reasonable person would do. I went to Google to find out if this were true. Approximately 30 seconds later, and present on the 4th search result on Google, I found the following:
Just to confirm, I went to 7th result on the first page of Google and spent another 30 seconds investigating:
So there you have it. The Maryland Young Republicans were too busy campaigning in Georgia to be bothered with spending 1 minute on Google to verify that their event venue allowed alcoholic beverages to be purchased from outside the venue. Sure, they can hop on Facebook and defend their dear leader. Where were they during the planning stages of this event?
Further proof that the “Competent Slate” has turned out to be the “Incompetent Slate.”
Eric is a former officer in the Republican Club of Frederick County and Frederick County Republican Central Committee between 2015 and 2018. Former guest host on WFMD and showrunner on WTHU. Avid gardener and food preserver. Graduated from Libertarianism to Anarchism as the corruption level in the state requires us to start over from scratch.