By Eric Beasley, Poem by Laura Ewing
There once was a man with an itch
So he cruised the state’s capitol for a bitch
Fortunately, for him, he is rich
Unfortunately, his plan had a glitch
The police showed up at his door
Raging because he slept with a whore
Some pray his soul will be saved from this morality war
But the state will settle for 7.5% of her score
Taxation is theft
We here at A Miner Detail do not care about what a private citizen does in their own private lives.
Eric is a former officer in the Republican Club of Frederick County and Frederick County Republican Central Committee between 2015 and 2018. Former guest host on WFMD and showrunner on WTHU. Avid gardener and food preserver. Graduated from Libertarianism to Anarchism as the corruption level in the state requires us to start over from scratch.